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CINDERELLA DEFEATS THE PANTO VILLAIN AND ENSURES BRAND CHERYL A WINDFALL IN 2010

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

She’s long been painted as the cuckolded golden girl trying desperately to give her errant, morally-empty celebrity footballing man a second chance.

But this morning, as she rose from her princess-pink bed a new, Ashley-less single woman, Cheryl Cole can console herself in the knowledge that Brand Cheryl is about to hit stratospheric heights.

The agony caused by the collapse of her marriage should, by the time summer arrives and, in true panto style, be well and truly behind her.

She was already, as a result of her roles in Girls Aloud and X Factor, the nation’s golden girl. A position only strengthened by the fact she stood by her man when details of his ‘away days’ were splashed unceremoniously across the front pages of the Sunday tabloids last year.

No-one, Ashley Cole aside, would have anything but sympathy for her today as her management announced that, as more revelations of Ashley’s meanderings made headlines, she had simply had enough and dumped the love-rat where he belongs – in the gutter.

Ashley is, reportedly, distraught. Bless him.

Cheryl, meanwhile, maintains the moral high-ground, has the nation’s sympathies, and can discretely smirk to herself in the knowledge that she’s just given her personal brand the biggest fillip possible before, as expected, she tries to break America.

It’s a good job we have short memories. For back in January 2003, the nation’s sweetheart was very much the bad girl.

Our Chezza was involved in an altercation with nightclub toilet attendant, Sophie Amogbokpa, in Guildford and found guilty of assault occasioning actual bodily harm. The judge sentenced her to 120 hours community service and ordered her to pay her victim £500 in compensation, as well as £3,000 prosecution costs.

Not exactly behaviour befitting the nation’s sweetheart was it?

But today, Simon Cowell, will undoubtedly agree she’s done more to increase awareness of her brand in the last two days than any number of interviews as ‘Cowell’s new girl’ with the American press corps could have achieved.

Expect romantic links with a variety of young chiseled American celebrity males – just to keep us all on the edge of our ‘is she falling in love again?’ seats and to cement her position as one-to-watch for the American media.

The last Geordie girl to do this well was Heather Mills. Fortunately for Cheryl, she’s not dating a national treasure in the mould of Paul McCartney, or we may be giving her a harder time over her marriage fall-out.

But, while we all pour our sympathies and pound coins into Cheryl’s significantly growing well, we’d also do well to put this whole matter into some kind of real-world perspective.

Cheryl already knew that Ashley Cole was a lying, cheating womanizer. She waited till her star was brightest and the entire nation was on tenterhooks before finally dumping him.

Thus ensuring maximum publicity, potential financial reward and the placing of a glimmering moral halo permanently above her head just before she sets off to tackle the notoriously puritanical United States.

Is it just me or does this smack as much of business decision as matter of the heart?

By Adam Moss, Brazen News Editor

M&S, school uniforms and conspiracy theories…

Friday, August 28th, 2009

Skimming through today’s papers, I stumbled upon an advert which caught my eye. The ad in question highlighted M&S‘ ‘back to school’ uniforms and it grabbed my attention not because I needed a school uniform or because I hadn’t bought my children’s yet, mainly because I don’t have any little sprogs, but because the kid model featured struck a similarity to one of the UK’s most idolised celebs.

M&S Advert

Guessed who yet?

Maybe this will help?

M&S Vs Cheryl Cole

Now it might be pure coincidence that this particular model resembles Miss Cole. On the other hand, perhaps she’s been purposely picked and styled to mimic the highly successful brand that is Cheryl Cole…because lets face it, which parent wouldn’t want their daughter growing up to be Britain’s next national icon?

If that being the case, it just goes to show the influence that today’s celeb has on society…commercialisation at its pinnacle. And let’s be blunt, we all know the sales pulling power that comes with Cheryl…whether that be a consumer PR campaign, sponsorship promotion or public appearance…or even a child look-a-like in this occasion.

If my M&S Cheryl Cole conspiracy theory is right, then I’m sure Sir Stuart Rose is currently patting his team on their backs. If completely wrong and you’re reading this thinking I’m drunk, have too much time on my hands and talking shit…well M&S still get a pat on the back because firstly I’m talking about it and secondly, you’re already considering buying your daughter an M&S uniform with matching Daniel Craig little brother PE kit.

The power of suggestion people…

By Graeme Anthony, Account Manager

In Bed With Sasha…

Wednesday, March 4th, 2009

This week I’ve found it very hard to get out of bed. No, I’m not hung over and definitely not depressed. I’m actually feeling pretty good after widespread coverage for my Silentnight news story about Brits’ Bad Bed Habits ( Daily Mail, Daily Express and Channel 4 online).

We’d originally planned to do a story about how sleeping together before marriage can save relationships but it turns out that’s not true – damn opinion polls! The research indicated that Brits are so badly behaved in bed that some relationships are doomed to fail and unfortunately (or fortunately if you think of the subsequent success) for us that meant we had to change the angle of the story. And fast.

OK so this story might have been done before but put a new spin on it and look what happens! Playing regions off against each other has secured us mass regional coverage and pinpointing which celebrities might suffer from various bad bed habits was a surefire way to get noticed in the nationals.

Did you know 20 something Geordie lasses like Cheryl Cole are Britain’s biggest sleep walkers? Let’s just hope she’s an exception to the rule. Wouldn’t want her sleep walking off the top of Mount Kilamanjaro… Now there’s a headline!

Thankfully for my partner, he’s very well-behaved in bed (I don’t take well to being bashed in my sleep.) But are His & Hers bedrooms really the future of successful relationships?

By Sasha Blake, Account Director

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