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YOUNG TORIES SET TO BRING BACK STARLIGHT EXPRESS AT PURE IN MANCHESTER!

Wednesday, October 7th, 2009

The Conservative Party conference is in Manchester this week – a city that is historically Labour through and through, so, what the Tories have up their sleeves to prove their streets cred and tempt the younger voters in the North West to vote Blue.

It may come as a surprise to some people but there are actually members of the Conservative Party that are under 30!

Despite David Cameron’s best efforts to appeal to Britain’s youth, with his ‘cycle to work to set an example but have my bags driven into the office behind me ’ stance on the green issue and, ‘getting down with the kids’ on inner city visits, the jury is still out as to whether the Tory Party is a viable and attractive choice for Britain’s under 26’s.

It is quite apparent that although we are sick of Labour, Britain’s Generation Y or ‘Millenials’ don’t have a party that really appeals… until now maybe? Is their secret weapon the next generation of Conservative Party members – the Young Tories?

Their new policies on pensions, healthcare, education and public service reform (among others) are all being outlined this week at the Manchester Central conference centre and while this is all very worthy and probably massively important (and I will at some point take the time to have a look at their key points on the BBC website) I’m more interested in what the Young Tories have got planned.

On Wednesday 07 October the Young Tories are set to take over Manchester’s biggest nightclub Pure at The Printworks for a night of Rollerdisco! – I can just see it now, blue suits, top buttons undone and ties either at a jaunty angle or wrapped around heads, Rambo style to Gloria Gaynor’s ‘I Will Survive’…brilliant!

As if this wasn’t enough (I can feel my vote swaying already), Boris Johnson is rumoured to be joining the organised fun. In his own words “[Manchester is] one of the few great British cities I have yet to insult” and a part of me wants him to try.

This is the man that when talking about drugs said

“I think I was once given cocaine but I sneezed so it didn’t go up my nose. In fact, it may have been icing sugar.”

And on voting Tory

“Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.”

Cutting down 24 hour drinking is a card that the Tories plan to use in the forthcoming General Election but shouldn’t this probably mean the conference centre bar should shut at 11pm and the Young Tories should be tucked up in their plush hotel suites before midnight? Who cares I say, this is much more appealing, I can see the Diary page in the MEN already; ‘Boris Bashes Bum in attempt to get down with the kids”.

A poll around the office seems to show that although David Cameron is the best thing to happen to the Conservative Party for quite a while, his Blair-ish similarities are seen as old hat and the rest of the party are labeled Old Dodderers and Wolves in Sheep’s clothing, but I say if this is a party that in the next few years will be run by youths with ties wrapped round their heads dancing to disco whilst on Roller-boots then they have my vote!

By Robbie Platt, Account Executive

IT’S ST GEORGE’S DAY

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

Today, 23rd April is St. George’s Day, our national day.

It is the day to celebrate our patron saint, St. George, whose emblem is a red cross on a white background – the flag of England.

The flag was adopted by Richard The Lion Heart and was brought to England in the 12th century. During battle, the King’s soldiers wore it on their tunics to avoid confusion.

So begs the question, with all of the history and bravery surrounding St. George, why isn’t St. George’s Day a national holiday in England?

We believe it should be! Countries all over the world have their own ‘days’ that are celebrated whole-heartedly. In England, we arguably celebrate St. Patrick’s Day with more gusto!

This week, our client, Cheshire cheese also demonstrated its belief that it should be a national holiday and produced a giant St George’s Cross entirely from Cheshire cheese.

Featured in the Express today, the flag was one of the more unusual items we have constructed at Brazen in recent months!

By Lorna O’Neill, Account Manager

BRAZEN TV

Friday, April 17th, 2009

“Katie, you’re going to be on TV.”

The first thing that would usually spring to mind after hearing these words (quickly and in a panicked fashion) is what the hell am I going to wear?

Fortunately for me, I didn’t have a single outfit decision to make before I appeared on Channel M’s Entertainment News. As my very special outfit was the reason for my appearance!

I was asked to wear a dress for my client, Vileda, which was made to launch its Naturals range of products. The dress, a wonderful, colourful creation from young Manchester designer, Sarah Gallagher, consists entirely of Vileda cloths and scourers! The full outfit even has its own pair of matching rubber gloves– mop tassle-trimmed, of course.

I’d already worn it for the big London Naturals launch at the Charlotte Street Hotel but this time around things would be a little different as I was being filmed in Cathedral Gardens!

Following presenter Steph Elmore’s interview with our designer, I twirled my self around in front of the camera under little direction – the cameraman said: “Have you ever watched America’s Next Top Model? Well, just do that” – which obviously didn’t help me at all as I stumbled around in my patent leather, neon orange (to add that Brazen touch) shoes.

It was a little chilly, but I was sure the finished piece would be worth it and was actually enjoying myself so there was no chance of any Naomi Campbell-esque strops.

Naturally, my proud mum watched and sent me a text afterwards, which read: “I thought you looked wonderful– but then I am your Mum.” – I wasn’t quite sure what to make of that…

By Katie Medd, Account Executive

Why Do People Say Guinness Tastes Better In Ireland?

Friday, March 13th, 2009

As a non Guinness drinker, even I have heard the myth that a pint of Guinness served in Ireland tastes much better than a pint served in the UK.

Some say it tastes creamier, some say that it tastes smoother and others say that they won’t even touch the stuff in England as it tastes dirtier.

I’ve got two questions:

1. Is the myth a reality? Or is it just that when in Ireland the flow of the ‘craic’ is matched by the flow of the black stuff and everything seems better when accompanied by a good laugh?

2. Do I even care? Well why not hey? If I get the opportunity to try Guinness from Ireland and Guinness that’s been exported to England then why not indeed!

The Printworks in Manchester has gone all out in preparation for Paddy’s Day this year and managed to get the Guinness head honchos involved to try and dispel this urban myth.

Yesterday the Quality Director of Guinness escorted a barrel destined to be drunk in Ireland, over to Waxy O’Connor’s in The Printworks to setup a taste test between a keg destined to be drunk in the UK.

I, for one, went along to find out for myself and see if there really is a difference or whether it’s all a load of blarney!

Why not go find out for yourself this St Patrick’s Day? Sláinte!

Does any one know why Guinness is black but the head is white?

By Robbie Platt, Account Executive

Sleepy Stapleford Hits The Headlines

Wednesday, March 4th, 2009

WHILE the chances of USA President Barack Obama visiting the tiny Cambridgeshire village of Stapleford – according to news reports, his family’s newly discovered ancestral home – maybe slimmer than an RBS clerk’s career prospects, the good people of the quiet backwater village should be prepared for an invasion of unfamiliar faces.

Right now, this very minute, there are high-level discussions taking place in newsrooms in New York, Washington, Los Angeles and Chicago about which reporter will be dispatched to Stapleford, four miles South of Cambridge city, to dig up a story or two on the new Pres.

Stapleford, I guarantee you, will not know what has hit it.

Expect interviews on CNN with Percy, the local plasterer whose great, great, great grandad once danced with the ex-girlfriend of Obama’s ancestral grandfather.

Expect revelations that , shock horror, one of Barack’s ancestor’s spent the night in the local police station cell after drinking himself into a stupor and being discovered unconscious and dressed in nothing but a pink silk basque outside the village pub.

Or, for readers of those two fine American tabloid tomes – The National Enquirer and the New York Post – expect headlines proclaiming ‘Ely Obama – The Truth About the Cambridge Werewolf!’.

God only knows what our Yankee cousins will make of the Wandlebury Ring. It is, in fact, an Iron Age hill fort, originally built in the third century B.C., but rebuilt with a double bank in the first century A.D.
It’s gold dust for the American tabloid journos though.

The Werewolf of Wandlebury Ring – it will star Jamie Foxx as Ely Obama and Alan Rickman as the evil lord who refuses to let him marry the local vicar’s daughter –played, of course, by Kate Winslet. There’ll also be an ensemble cast featuring assorted American actresses with the best plumby English accents.

Stapleford is home to three pubs; The Rose, The Longbow and The Tree, St Andrews church, a primary school, several garages, two hairdressers, allotments, a Sunday League football team and several farms.

It’s got a pub called the Longbow – so Robin Hood must have been a regular guest, or at least that’s what the Americans will be telling the world.
What is about to befall Stapleford happened a few years ago to a tiny village in the Scottish Highlands called Dornoch.

Dornochians were very happy with their two pubs, local church and village shop and the laid back pace of their everyday lives.

Then Madonna decided to get married to Brit director Guy Ritchie at their church. All hell broke loose.

Half of America booked into the area’s two hotels and, seemingly, every house in the village became a B&B overnight to accommodate the growing list of top American media commentators desperate to comment on the showbiz wedding of the year.

The local general store made a killing – they ordered in a huge run of aluminium ladders and sold out as photographers paid ridiculous prices to get the best viewpoint for the moment when the newly married Mr & Mrs Madonna left the church.

Will life in Stapleford, Cambridgeshire, ever be quite the same again?

By Adam Moss, News Editor